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Uncle Ginger
As I read Gina Miller's story about the woman who got tossed from Planet Fitness for complaining about a man in the women's dressing room, I couldn't help but think of our family's own fruitcake, Uncle...
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Manna
People are asking me all the time how I can live so comfortably with no job. Well, several months ago with God's help I came upon one of the most dynamic money-making strategies I've ever seen, and...
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Project S65
First of all, I would like to announce that after weeks of prayer and meditation, God has put on my heart a calling to preach again to my inner city brothers and sisters a la Real Preachers of LA. With...
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Flipping Ferguson
As many of you know, I have become somewhat of a real estate whiz since attending that free seminar last month. I've been watching Craigslist and the newspaper locally for a prime location,...
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Hate Crime
Well, it's really hit the fan now. In case you hadn't noticed, I've been too stressed to write for the last few days, thanks to an ugly incident that had the potential to turn Phoenix into Ferguson,...
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Title 18, Section 871
So I had a couple of government agents (FBI?) show up at the office yesterday afternoon, saying they needed to ask me a few questions. The tall one said they'd seen some stuff on my websites that they...
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You Reap What You Sew
Holy Pope on a rope, things have been absolutely crazy around here since the FBI arrested Sissy last week for implying threats against President Obama (and First Lady Michelle, I might add).I noticed...
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Sissy Switches Teams
Well, things continue to go downhill for yours truly. First, there was last week's arrest of my girlfriend Sissy. She was finally released after several days but since then has been treating me like a...
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Help From Above
Okay, so in the wake of my girlfriend Sissy's arrest, resulting pissy attitude / lifestyle transformation, I've been forced to reassess my business and personal life. As many of you know, Sissy was...
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Stereotypes
This afternoon I returned to the office after lunch to find my computers, copy machine, Margaritaville margarita maker, and over $14 in petty cash missing, along with my new assistant, Shaquandra....
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Sissy Junk
As if my life wasn't devolving into enough chaos already, my live-in former girlfriend, Sissy (now calling herself Hank), announced during breakfast this morning that she's a man trapped in a woman's...
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Therapy
If you've been following the events of the last week or so, you know that my (former) girlfriend Sissy went psycho after a brief imprisonment. Her 3-day jailhouse love affair with Mungo not only turned...
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Questions And Answers
Scooter answers reader emailsQ: Almost every "story" (I use the term loosely) is about your stupid girlfriend Sissy. How about writing about something that's actually important to us, like climate...
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Climate Change - An Intelligent Study
As many of you know, I have long been concerned with climate change, and have devoted much of my life* to the study of this potential threat to our planet's survival. Here are the results of my study:I...
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A Matter Of Principle
Dear Readers,I received an email from a political organization yesterday wanting me to do some work for them. My proposed duties would involve "mentioning our candidate in a positive light across...
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The Challenges Ahead
I was just sitting here thinking about the incredible challenges our country is facing, thanks to an inept, liberal administration that's done far more harm than good. Look what America is having to...
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Hair Matters
Have you ever noticed how people with the nicest hair always seem to be the smartest and most honest? Well, I sure have. I think it has to do with the fact that someone who sweats the small details can...
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The Woman Behind The Man
I was just thinking how a large part of my success is due to the support of my girlfriend Sissy. Not only has she encouraged me to be the very best I can be, but her rideability has kept me relaxed and...
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Fore!
Sometimes it's good to just get away and relax. This weekend, Sissy and I took a quick trip to New York for a little getaway. We stayed at an awesome hotel where Sissy spent her time doing room...
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Color Matters
I have people ask me all the time, "Scooter, who would you like to see running our country - a black, brown, white, or yellow individual?" My answer is always the same - in a perfect world, a...
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